Christmas Eve in the Porno Palace - menu:
- Double vodka cocktails (2) - 1 with mangosteen juice (yum), 1 with diet coke (ugh), hic on both counts
- Cadbury chocolate biscuits (73 - feels like)
- Krispy Kreme christmas pudding donuts (1)
- Project Runway episodes (2, courtesy of cable tv)
- Educational tv documentaires (1, Michael Palin in Sahara, how appropriate)
- Christmas carols (0)
- Loved ones (0)
- Pussins (0)
- Presents (0)
- Sighs of yearning (139)
